It’s that time of year again when every other song that farts through the airwaves of national radio is an infuriating, royalty-raking Christmas song. And then there’s Cliff-fucking-Richard!
If you couldn’t give a toss whether there’ll be no snow in Africa this Christmas time, or not, then this musical assassin of Yuletide cheer is for you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my playlist of tinsel-tearing humbug-sharing tracks for Christmas. There ain’t no fucking Jingle Bells on this one!
Merry Stolen Pagan Festival, motherfuckers!
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TRACK LIST
Lemmy Kilmister, Billy F. Gibbons, Dave Grohl – Run Rudolph Run
Bamboula – I’m Getting Pissed For Christmas
The Mansfields – Broke On Christmas Again
The Snivelling Shits – There ‘Aint No Sanity Claus
Snap-Her – I Hate Christmas
Fountains Of Wayne – I Want An Alien For Christmas
Eels – Christmas Is Going To The Dogs
Sparks – Thank God It’s Not Christmas
Everclear – Hating You For Christmas
The Vandals – My First X-Mas (As A Woman)
Spinal Tap – Christmas With The Devil
The Pogues – Fairytale Of New York – feat. Kirsty MacColl
The Vandals – Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies
Joe Lynn Turner, Bruce Kulick, Bob Kulick, Rudy Sarzo, Simon Wright – Rocking Round The Xmas Tree
The Dan Band – Christmakwanzakah
Eric Idle – Fuck Christmas
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